Summer means a lot of things. According to the Lifetime channel, it’s skin season. Samantha plans to spend all summer playing Maplestory with me, when she’s not in her pool. I’m not enough to consider our community pool myself but haven’t had the chance yet. Wendy and I wanted to hang out there a few months ago but it wasn’t open. WTF. It’s Texas. It’s never cold enough to shut the pool! I don’t swim anyway so it’s no great loss (I’d definitely be more upset if it was something like the great pool at the Sahara hotel in Vegas) but I wouldn’t mind cooling off. My trips to Wal-mart can only really take place in the wee morning hours or I’ll melt. I still get a little puddly as is. Luckily our A/C never goes out. Oh, didn’t you read?