What’s so real about reality TV?

Sat, January 16 2010

I’ll tell you what. Nothing! Okay, some things are real but I am not at all interested in reality shows which follow folks just because they are rich, incredibly stupid or otherwise out of touch with reality. This is part of the reason I hate Paris Hilton. Why is she famous again? I guess just because her family is rich, eh? Her granddaddy has some business savvy and now she plagues the world. There is no excuse for “famous by association” in my book. Either you do something that’s notable (or infamous) or I don’t want to see you on my TV talking about colon cleansing or screwing up your childrens’ lives or being a dick to your spouse/parents/assistant/random strangers, just because you think you’re hot shit. You’re not. And if you think you are and you have a ghetto East coast accent (anything from New York to Jersey? Ghetto), you’re certifiable. Maybe the money from reality TV will pay for institutionalization. It’d be great if I never heard from you again. Kthnxdie.