Spam (AKA Stuff Posing as Mail)!

Date Fri, October 2 2009

Spam has gotten so interesting lately. I recently had an e-mail asking if my “computer sucked wind” and, wouldn’t you know – it does! It’s been a huge problem because I like to keep my windows open and stand outside during hurricanes and tornadoes but, when my computer sucks wind, it doesn’t work so well.

Of course, there’s always a barrage of messages in my inbox about penis enlargement, dating/singles sites, weight loss diet pills and other pills for which I have no use. I’ve even gotten some spam about nursing homes lately. WTF, bitches? My mom isn’t that old. Leave me alone!

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